cornelius-grim: koda-the-kobold: GO THE [Naughty Word] TO SLEEP no they’re ghosts and you can’t change my opinion you big communist my education is fueled on post-nightblogging mindset anyway and i haVE NIGHTBLOGGING AND PARTYING TO DO
thesociallyawkwardgatsby: i see you drivin round town with the man i love and i’m like old sport
GO THE [Naughty Word] TO SLEEP
connnorkenway: fluffy—heretic: shmegel: yes but how old is the sport
rneerkat: rneerkat: what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together thats the quickest ive lost a follower
peep-toe-shoes: captain-kirks-perfect-hair: ...
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
jay2m: thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
australiansanta: hepatitisbey: Do the Irish and Australians really swear as much as the stereotype suggests? what the fuck does the stereotype suggest u prick
cornelius-grim: I suddenly have really massive feels about Portal. It’s so sad when you look at it in a certain light. Poor Wheatley, and GLaDOS, and Companion Cube, and Rick, and all the other corrupted cores, and the turrets, and everyone, and just it’S SO SAD
Friend: I wonder what it feels like to die.
Me: Come to practice.
foxnewsofficial: i’m not like other girls i’m a boy
princessredmuffin: iwishihadafather: hitlersbreastmilk: if u really love me u would lick my eyeball this is really what yahoo paid for
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
emporbooty: gamblingemperor: emporbooty: gamblingemperor: 1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER 1324 is not in order Matt ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE Science
smilingemoticon: rneerkat: rneerkat: whats a librarians favorite color read
mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
suchagaymer: jerkidiot: if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
draconisblog: tumbledore-: The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun. At first I was all: Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard. But then I was all like: GENIUS! PURE...
internetexplorers: once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray
tom-sits-like-a-whore: whenever weird shit happens to me i don’t even question it i just walk away because i will not be one of those people in the first 30 seconds of Supernatural no sir no ma’am
favabean05: a-weeping-angel-just: ...
lilyjoy30-impala: mrswincestiel: casadelnovak: peeing while on ur period more like I’m sorry but I fucking died. So did everyone on Supernatural.
airagorn: dumb story because i think i’m funny we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered ‘hot wheels’