cogsandbones: I think Zoidberg is my new favourite person. We’re going to be best friends and live in a dumpster together. Because we’re both pretty useless and I’ll probably be a homeless bum anyway. This’ll be me :)
That awkward moment when you want to cuddle but...
If we hit that bulls eye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of...– Zapp Brannigan
Rock breaks scissors. But paper covers rock, and scissors cut paper! Kiff: we...– Zapp Brannigan (Futurama)
”Actually… I’m a little worried about meeting her parents…” “Well that’s...– Zapp Brannigan, Futurama (via saphirabunansa)
Wow this is amazingly annoying :D