walmartfashionista: i might not know how to flirt but i do know how to make everyone uncomfortable in 3 seconds flat which i consider to be more valuable in the long run anyway
neyruto: how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those
eloquentcomposition: But But But You could have reblogged that from me
wantstobelieve: “Are you reading us The Little Red Riding Hood again, mother?” “Thor is scared of the Big Bad Wolf.” “I am not!” “Now, now, boys. When you are feeling afraid or sad, remember that you have your brother beside you. Brothers protect each other.” “Even if he’s really annoying?” “I am not!” “Especially when he annoys you. Or when he turns you away, when he is cruel or even...
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thestarryeyes: danshura: when people you hate get into things you like when people you like get into things you hate
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms like damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
cloysterbell: Pretty sure that cats are liquids and not solids.
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said your status will be like going to a concert with friends!!!!!111 and said adult will be like hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
how to kiss
conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill
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